obamasmenstration:

*seductively whispering in your ear* ooh yeah baby you know what really turns me on? boys with big, fat, VOCABULARIES BECAUSE EDUCATION IS HELLA IMPORTANT HAHA AM I RIGHT LADIES

hemmolysis:

y’all people make mistakes, be nice to everyone, respect everyone, and don’t offend anyone please man this is tumblr, this is just for fun lets keep it that way 

relahvant:

the first thing i did upon turning 18 was watch Drake and Josh and eat a cookie and then took a nap

so like when does this adulthood thing kick in

yjns:

good bye